The Thiccie dog is a striking newcomer to the canine world. Brought over from the distant island nation of Japan, this breed has been steadily gaining popularity in North America and Europe. Despite its immense size, it’s amicable! No need for those thick sweaters you made your aunt knit back in December- this breed is well suited to cold climates, as long as there’s a nice fire pit or bonfire nearby.

They’re not particularly picky about where they sleep either- as long as you don’t mind a bit of drool on your pillows.
An excellent guard dog, Thiccies have been known to defend their owners with extreme ferocity. Just be careful if one comes after you- despite their disparate adorableness, these animals can quickly overwhelm an unprepared intruder.